I love silly pet projects, particularly ones that provide me with a platform where I can share my idiotic funfetti cake of a brain. Over the years I have started and stopped absolutely dozens of these little distractions; I know I am not on my last.

These days I’m sending out a Monday-Friday newsletter called The Goon Line, in which I share one cool internet thing a day. It is, if nothing else, a demonstration of the fact that I know how to make an editorial calendar. You can subscribe here, if you want to have an inbox even more full of shit you end up automatically marking as read.